makes me... MAD >:-(

So, this morning I was listening to the radio. Kind of like every morning. Now this song comes on. I sing along, because that's what I do. So there is this song that comes on. I knew it... kind of. So just listened, I didn't sing to it. I heard the beginning intro... interesting. I heard the voice, Lil' Wayne. So the first line is: "I like long haired thick red bone." Okay... I didn't get it. I thought the song was going to be about a girl that he was in LOOOOOVE with. Although doesn't Lil' Wayne seem like a player? He is. NOT in a good way. So then the next few lines are: "Open up her legs then filet mignon that p***sy. I'm a get in and on that p***sy. If she let me in I'm a own that p***sy. Go'n throw it back and bust it open like you 'posed to." I make an audible 'EH?'. Yes, I was listening to the radio. Yes, they have to blank out the word p***sy. Yes, I shouldn't have heard the word p***sy. Yet, the radio edit blanked out the word so you didn't actually hear an audible p***sy, but so you understood that Lil' Wayne was saying p***sy. I'm sorry for the multiple uses of that word, I don't like it but to EXPLAIN HOW MUCH I HATE THIS SONG... it is appropriate. I'm sorry if I have offended anyone. Then he rants about himself: "Girl I got that dope d**k. Now come here and let me dope you. You gon' be a dope fiend. Your friends should call me dopey. Tell 'em keep my name out their mouth if they don't know me. Huh. But you can come and tunecha. I'll f**k the whole. Baby I'm a groupie. My sex game is stupid. My head is the dumbest. I promise. I should be hooked on phonics. Yeah." If he was hooked on phonics  do you think that he would write song about this. Wouldn't his rhyming make MORE sense. This songs gets me SO mad. So when he is done bragging about his amazingness. He decides he wants to compliment the 'chick/s' in this song. Here it goes: "But anyway I think you're bionic. I don't think you are beautiful I think you are beyond it." Awww... how sweet. I thought that was nice. Until I hear these lines: "And I just want to get behind you and watch you (back it up and dump it back back it up and dump it back)." *sigh*. I thought Lil' Wayne made a major improvement and then just had to talk about something vulgar and disturbing. AND that's only the first verse, wait until you hear the chorus. Chorus: Cause we like her. And we like her too. And we like her. And we like her too. And we like her. And we like her too. And we like herrrr. And she like us too. Ohhhh. I wish I could f**k every girl in the world. I wish I could f**k every girl in the world. I wish I could f**k every girl in the world. I wish I could f**k every girl in the world. " That chorus. So... so... so... it just makes me mad. It just leaves me speechless. SPEECHLESS. I kinda don't even want to go on with the whole thing. It just sucks. Okay. It does. If you want to hear the song youtube it. If you want to read the rest of the lyrics google it. Do whatever you want to do. I HATE THIS SONG. I don't care if you do, I DON'T! Question of the post: On a scale of 1 to 10 how much do you hate this song?

Facials #2

It worked. It was quite amazing. My legs and FACE are soft. YAYAYAYAYAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I would recommend the banana honey facial to ANYONE! I love having soft legs and a soft face. 

Sooo... question of the post is: When someone talks out of the side of their mouth is it a very noticeable thing? Also, is being teased for it a normal thing?

Yes, you have noticed that there is a question of the post. Sometimes it's kinda self-explanitory, so yeah. This is it darlings. Answer in your comments. :D

Facials

I'M SORRY, I'M SORRY, I'M SORRY!!!!!! I just have nothing to post about!!!!! Today/right now I have a banana honey facial on. It's feels so nice. Yesterday I had a guacamole facial, it made my skin SUPER soft. I put guacamole on my legs hopefully making them soft too. I will post the results soon, along with a nice post about music or something.

It's been a while. I wanted to talk/type/post about one of my FAVE band/singer. NEVERSHOUTNEVER! He is amazing. His first EP was The Yippee EP, then there was Me and My Uke, and then finally The Summer EP. All of these are amazing. The Yippee has one of his really good songs Bigcitydreams. Which is about a guy and his girl is tired and bored. Tired of bored of this small town that they live in. She wants to go out of this small, pathetic town and make a name for herself. But the guy that she's with is affected by this greatly and she can't seem to realize that. In this song he is playing the guitar and there's a staccato tune that is quite possibly a piano (I'm not really sure...) which is in the background of the whole song. That little staccato part makes me get this warm funny feeling inside. It's a good warm, funny feeling. It's one that I get when I stumble across an artist like nevershoutnever! Another one of my faves from this EP is Dare4Distance (yes it's spelled with a 4, I wasn't being lazy... promise). It's about a long distance relationship between the singer and his girl. His voice is so tender in this song. It makes me speechless. He puts so much emotion in the song. The guitar isn't too too amazing but the lyrics are just great. One of my favorites from Me and my Uke is Did It Hurt? It is an amazing song about admiration. This guy finds a chick that is finally right. So he asks (in the song) "Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?/Did it hurt just to know I was right here awaiting?/Did you know, did you know it was love from the first time we touched?" I think that first line is so happy. Did it hurt when you fell from heaven, makes me tingly inside. He is describing someone as perfect. But instead of say "You are so perfect" or something like that he says that first line. Then in the background he is playing the ukulele so gracefully. The tune is so nice, floaty, fluffy. Like clouds, which is so happy. Then his falsetto(ish) voice ties in and makes the song so amazing. It makes me melt but in a good and happy way. One of his most popular is Trouble. About a guy who really likes this girl but she's not too in to him. So now he's in trouble because it's going to be impossible to get what he wants for himself. The ukulele in this song isn't perfect. It's troublesome, like the song. It's not one of his fluffy, happy songs. It's one of those songs that are scary. Not literally jump-out-of-my-seat scary, but one of those middle school drama situations scary. That type of scary. Definitely. His voice sounds bittersweet. The sweet part is that this girl makes him smile... but the bitter part is that this girl doesn't like him. Finally there's The Summer EP. This EP is different. His style has changed, not for the better, but not for the worse. A perfect example of what I mean is Hummingbird. This song is about a guy who is promising that this love will go far. He promises. And his word is all she has to go by, and she doesn't need to be worried. Now I really like this song. But it's not what Me and my Uke did for me. It's different and nice. But it's not amazing. Like Did It Hurt. But one of his songs that sound very similar to his old sound is On The Brightside. This song is about a guy (the narrator) who is confused about life. But he meets two unfortunate men that have it so much harder than he does. So he looks on the brightside and realizes that he is fortunate and average, and really shouldn't be so confused. Just take life how it is. In some of the songs on his EP he sounds SO MAD. But other songs on The Summer EP are so lovey-dovey. But this song is his old sound that I have learned to love and appreciate. So all in all, this is an amazing. And if I was to recommend some songs from this artist from the ones that I pointed out in this post I would recommend On The Brightside and Did It Hurt? Check them out on Youtube or something. Please for ME! And comment with your opinion. Thanks! :)

I'm probably going to be coolest dork you'll ever meet. :D

I know... I know... just read teh WHOLE post and comment.

OH... WOW... I've been really busy. I am sorry for the lack of posts in the last 6 days. Anyways, I shall go on to say that this is not a music blog. It's just a life/stuff blog. Like most teenage blogs... right? Although I try not to mention what's going on during school, because I would never embarrass my friends like that... right? Right. I am obviously not in school right now, because it's SUMMMAHHH!!!!!! YAY! But of course, I have a few things to mention. I will TRY TRY TRY to post more often to make up for this non-posting NONSENSE! I wanted to thank and mention my followers. My followers are amazing (when I was typing followers, I ended up typing flowers, and all my followers are as beautiful as flowers... no need to thank me, but you can of course :)). <--that smiley face looks like a :) with a double chin. I also need advice. I am just foreshadowing/predicting the future, like anyone who knows me and reads this blog I am not talking about you. Just wanted to make this clear before I started. It's not really advice that I need it's more of a comment. Like what's the point of dating in junior high? I mean, it's not going to last right? Right. Like I don't think that I would get married to a guy who I'd date in grade school. I am not dating anyone now, and so it may seem like I am bitter about this subject because I don't have a boyfriend. But using my logic... it doesn't make sense to me. I am happy that no one has asked me out... recently... when I cared about hurting people's feelings. I still care about hurting people's feelings, I'm not callous. But I am just saying this is my logic on dating: If a person asked me out that I don't know or am not friends with I would say HELL NO! I wouldn't go out with them. If my friends are like 'Oh yeah... he's in my math class. He usually doesn't cause any trouble. He seems nice enough.' But I don't know the person. So isn't that just weird. Like are they watching me? I would think, if I don't know the person how do they know me? I don't know it freaks me out. Ever since reading Twilight and how Edward would park his car outside Bella's window... that scared the poop out of me. So I check my windows before I go to bed. I'm not kidding. 

But if a really good friend of mine asked me out, it would be hard. I would PROBABLY eventually say no. I don't know... I would actually have to think about it. I don't know about you and your friends. But most of my friends know who I like. But with MOST guy friends that's something you don't talk about. Like I talk about shopping or mutual friends, or what movies are coming out. I have these guy friends who are really nice and they know a LOT about me... probably almost everything about me. But then they are like 'meh' guy friends who can keep up a good conversation on AIM but who I can't actually talk to in real life. Maybe because they are just plain boring in person. Or they can be annoying, or act like they are too busy to talk to you in person. So if one my really nice guy friends asked me out. It would be a difficult decision. Do you say yes? Like if you do say yes the break-up would probably be hard to get over/deal with. But if you say no, will the person hate you. It's a hard decision. If I said no I put it in the nicest way possible. I wouldn't be like 'Sorry' and give them a hug. I would give them and explanation and do my best to forgive and forget. I think that would work best. So I guess this is advice... (I AM NOT TALKING ABOUT ANYONE... PROMISE). But if a guy friend asked you out what would you say, dear followers? Just comment and tell me. Also... if you are not a follower, I WOULD LOVE (<333) to hear your opinions. I just want to kinda speak out to the junior high ppl who are dating right now. I kinda admire your leap of faith and not being scared. Looking in the future... but looking for the better. Maybe thinking about the break up is not the right thing to do. Maybe I should just think about NOW... and take it one day at a time. So if you are mad at my bitter and negative post... tell me. If you are mad though, maybe you don't understand me that well. I just said I admired you so... that's just your problem. I am not against dating... but it gets so complicated. Complicated enough for the he said/she said thing. That gets WAY too confusing for one day. So maybe if I was to date, I would make it clear: 'SAVE THE DRAMA FOR YOUR LLAMA!' *sigh* But maybe things work out better for you. I am not all uptight and annoying about dating. Promise. :)

I'm probably going to be coolest dork you'll ever meet. :D

Therapy

in Therapy is one of my favorite songs on All Time Low's new album Nothing Personal. It's so much easier to listen to such a depressing song when you yourself are not depressed. The lines that hit me the most are: "In a city of fools/ I was careful and cool/ But they tore me apart/ Like a hurricane. " I feel like I can totally relate to that. I can definitely elaborate. The city is like a group of friends, people, or people you hate. But for me I think it's a group of mutual and best friends. You did something that obviously pissed them off. But you are not sure what. So you keep quiet, don't say much. You stay "careful and cool" because then you won't do anything wrong. But even though you didn't say anything everyone is giving you that weird vibe. Until that city (or group of mutual and best friends) starts asking you "Why would you do something like that?" or "Why did you say to that?" So now you feel like you were "torn... apart like a hurricane" because of all of those questions that make you feel awkward and weird. I feel like this is a song everyone can relate to. I mean one of the lines are "A handful of moments/ I wished I could change." Everyone has moments that they wished you could do over. Maybe that time you carelessly texted your crush and told them you liked them. Or didn't bite your tongue during that conversation when you told someone something they really didn't want OR need to hear. This song is so easy to relate to for me. I really want to learn how to sing it, because it's an amazing song. If you want to hear All Time Low singing Therapy it here's one of those youtube links: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rrb2W1NlJ3o&NR=1 . I love this song, you should too! If you don't that's okay so comment and tell me your opinion. But if you really don't want to... you don't have to. 

Nothing Personal

No, really it is NOTHING PERSONAL... it's amazing. For those of you who are lost I am talking about All Time Low's new album Nothing Personal. I really like All TIme Low now. The album came out yesterday. It consists of in order: 1. Weightless, 2. Break Your Little Heart, 3. Damned if I Do Ya (Damned If I Don't), 4. Lost in Stereo, 5. Stella, 6. Sick Little Games, 7. Hello Brooklyn, 8. Walls, 9. Too Much, 10. Keep the Change, You Filthy Animal, 11. A Party Song (The Walk of Shame), 12. Therapy, 13. Poison (Bonus Track). I really like Therapy, Weightless, and Hello Brooklyn. I know this is really short and stuff but I will elaborate later. I am really tired now and pretty much brain dead. So, I'll right later promise! 

I'm probably going to be coolest dork you'll ever meet. :D

Thinking Of You - Katy Perry

So, Katy Perry. Famously known for I Kissed A Girl. You know the song that goes "I kissed a girl and I liked it, the taste of the cherry chapstick" It's upbeat. Awesome vocals. But I want to talk about a different song. Thinking Of You, a song about getting over an ex. I don't really know what that's like but it must be tough. I remember the first time I heard this song I cried (I know, I'm a sap). But the metaphors that she uses are so strong to me. For example: "You're like an Indian summer in the middle of winter/Like a hard candy with a surprise center." Also the line "You said move on, where do I go?" That last line that I quoted gets me choked up a little bit. I don't know if this has ever happened to you (followers) but when a friend "dumps" or lets go of you it hurts. Especially if they don't want to talk about it or tell you what you did wrong. I guess it feels even worse your boyfriend/girlfriend/spouse does the same thing. The person that you thought loved you, actually doesn't. Just thinking about makes my stomach feel weird. 

I have my own personal thoughts about this song. I think that is great. It's sad and it doesn't make me happy but listening to it makes feel better when I think of the drama going on between my friends (there's always drama). Also Katy Perry is a beautiful singer. Her voice isn't exactly a traditional Miley Cyrus voice. Katy's voice is more of a alternative singer that sings really "poppy" songs. I feel that this is one of her slow, realistic, nice songs. One of those songs that are not a feel-good song but you deal with it. You listen to the lyrics and the nice metaphors. I also feel like Katy Perry is a real person. Like you can actually understand what she's saying. I quickly want to mention Mannequin by Katy Perry. I know people who are great looking, but aren't real. She says: "You're not a man, you're just a mannequin." Maybe I need to know them better, but what I do know about them, is that they don't feel real. Getting back to Thinking Of You, I love this song. What do my followers (or guests, I would LOVE to hear your opinions) think?

I'm probably going to be coolest dork you'll ever meet. :D

You Belong With Me ~ Taylor Swift

Dear Followers, 

First of all: 2 posts in one day... sad I know. But this thought popped in my mind and I couldn't not share it. There is a "new" song called You Belong With Me by Taylor Swift. I, myself, am not a huge fan of Taylor Swift. But you know Teardrops On My Guitar, Love Story, got me through some pettish drama going on between my friends, so I can give her some props. But is this song really easy to relate to? Now, there's are tons of songs that are poppy and dancey that I can't relate to at all. For example: Party All The Time by Black Eyed Peas a song about partying all the time. Hence the title. A great fun song, but I can't really sleep all day and party all night.  Or maybe the song Glamourous by Fergie. A song that explains how to be absolutely amazing and if "you ain't got no money take your broke broke home." Now how this goes back to Taylor Swift who writes country songs about love and life. She should be easy to relate to because she is 17. An age which is now glamourized to be the most amazing time of your life, but she isn't writing a song about partying. She is writing a song about love. Love is hard to find according to books and movies and the "clichey" stuff. If you have seen the music video for this song (if you haven't watch it now if you want to get some of this post: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JaYkwItyMFk&feature=fvst ). The synopsis of the song is a girl who knows this guy (let's call the guy Matt) really well thinks that the girl that he is dating is not really for him. She thinks that she belongs with him. 

In the video Taylor plays "herself" or maybe a nerdy band geek girl who wears t-shirts and sneakers and unrealistic Ray-Ban glasses. Lucas Till plays Matt the amazing (and really hot) guy that she is crushing on. The person who plays Matt's girlfriend is guess who... Megan Fox, Angelina Jolie... NO TAYLOR SWIFT WITH A BRUNETTE WIG ON!!! She's a cheer captain, she wears short skirts and high heels. In the video it shows that the nerdy girl really knows this guy and she belongs with him. But this is where she didn't look in to the future. Let's say Matt and her go through a nasty break up. She obviously is friends with him. Does she really want to ruin a friendship with a guy she claims that is so wonderful? I wouldn't, but that's just me. 

I have never thought about a couple that are in my group of friends that should go out with me instead of the girl that he is dating. I mean I have thought that they really terrible for each other and the break up will be the worst thing that could ever happen to each of them. I would never do anything to break them apart. Not saying that Taylor Swift has ever done in her life, but just saying that I haven't. I have liked a person and wished that we could be something. But I know that that certain person actually likes someone else. That someone else isn't a bad person though, so I wouldn't feel like the song 'You Belong With Me' because I would be happy for them. So maybe it's just not easy to relate to for me. How about my followers (or guests, I would LOVE to hear you opinions)?

I just want to say I AM NOT HATING ON TAYLOR SWIFT. I LOVE SOME OF HER SONGS, SHE IS A GREAT SINGER AND GUITARIST, AND FEARLESS WAS A GOOD ALBUM. But I always question songs, even of my favorite bands! So if Taylor Swift ever reads this (which she probably won't) I am not a stan (stalker fan) or person who hates you, I give you props, you are a great singer. I just wanted to vocalize my opinion on this song because everyone else loves it, and I like it too, I just wanted my opinion be heard. Thanks.

I'm probably going to be coolest dork you'll ever meet. :D

Spedi

So, for those of you who don't know who Speidi is, your lives are deprived. Speidi, tabloid grabbing (is that even true... it sounds right, so...) couple, are Heidi Pratt and Spencer Pratt. Most famous for their show The Hills on MTV. Which is like a scripted/reality TV show. One time I was talking to my friend and she said, "I wouldn't want MTV scripting my life." I'm not really sure if it is scripted or a reality TV show. MTV admitted that they schedule parts of their life that they want to shoot. So, I don't know. I always thought it was something like Gossip Girl. ANYWAYS what do people think of them? I think they are a less attention grabbing version of Brangelina with no kids. They were on a show about celebrities in a Costa Rican (not sure on that, but sure it was tropical) forest and they didn't have any material things. I heard that they had to leave after 2 days. They were really full of themselves on the show. Are they like that in real life too? I have no idea, but they seemed pretty annoying on the show. I don't know them so I can't judge, but based on the post and other background information what do my followers/readers think?

I'm probably going to be the coolest dork you'll ever meet. :D

Fall Out Boy

I just wanted to talk about one of my favorite bands. Fall Out Boy. I always had Fall Out Boy in the back of my head but Fall Out Boy really came in to my life in December 2008. I was sitting around watching MTV and then I saw the music video for I Don't Care. Their hit single from Folie A Deux. Not only was the music video pretty funny. The bass and the electric guitar had some pretty cool solos. Patrick's voice was different. But it was different in a good way. In a way that I could listen to it again and again and hear something different. The drums were... drums. Andy (the person who plays the drum) didn't have too many solos. He played but it was different. The way he played the drums was different. It wasn't the 'We Will Rock You' beat. It was a beat that you couldn't get from the first time you hear it. At least for me. The first time I ever really heard Fall Out Boy was in the back of a car listening to the radio. Thnks Fr Th Mmrs was on and I just thought what's this? I never took it in to consideration, never thought of looking them up. Once I saw that music video I went Fall Out Boy savvy. I was looking them up on Youtube, watching interviews, listening to songs, song covers that they did. As I kept on listening to Fall Out Boy I learned a lot more about the members of the band. Constantly looking them up on Wikipedia to find their discography and trying to hear some stuff on Fall Out Boy's Evening Out With Your Girlfriend. Which I hear was pretty good. When a friend of mine got Folie A Duex for my birthday, I was excited to wake up each day and hear Coffee's For Closers and Disloyal Order of The Water Buffalos and The (Shipped) Gold Standard. Soon I knew the words to every song on that album. After listening to Folie A Deux for such a long time, I started going backwards. Then I was in love with Infinity on High and From Under The Cork Tree, Then Take This To Your Grave. Truthfully I don't have a favorite. I liked a little bit of everything from each these albums. Fall Out Boy is different, different enough to have a place in the music world.

I'm probably going to be the coolest dork you'll ever meet. :D

OMG NEW BLOG!

I have a new blog... it's a paradox type of thing. Because it's like glamourous stuff is cool and awesome and amazing and stuff. But rats are unglamourous and gross and stuff. It took me a really long time to think of the title. I think it's slightly amazing to be honest. So yeah. Not to brag or anything. 

My fave bands right now are Fall Out Boy, All Time Low, and Nevershoutnever!. I love all of those bands. They are really good (personally). 

My fave TV shows are 90210, Glee (I LOVE GLEE!), House, The Secret Life of The American Teenager, and Ugly Betty. 

I'm probably going to be the coolest dork you'll ever meet. :D